The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!
by DLEW August 25, 2007