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ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"
"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"
ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005
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Ass Packer

Ass Packer by matt April 9, 2003

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.
Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer
Ass Packer by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005

volcanic nazi ass packer 

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.
"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

Ass pecker 

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business
Dude,don't be an ass pecker
Ass pecker by dangatang55 July 28, 2020

ass packed 

When you rear end someone's vehicle.
My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.
ass packed by cheekr July 28, 2009

ass packet 

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.
ass packet by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005
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