by stalker - bitch - porch monkey July 5, 2008
a person who talks a lot of shit and usually is stuck on themselves who believes and follows their own b.s. straight up they ass.
by MJ Boa October 12, 2017
The ultimate sarcastic phrase with a southern twist. Often referred to as " My Ass" and can be willingly interchanged .Commonly used in the south where in the instant they're trying to bait you into stating your opinion on something which also happens to be wrong.
Ex':
P2: who do you think has the best defense in the NFL
P1: The Eagles have the best defense in the league
P2(non usage): Best defense my ass!!
P2(usage): have the best defense me Ass
P2: who do you think has the best defense in the NFL
P1: The Eagles have the best defense in the league
P2(non usage): Best defense my ass!!
P2(usage): have the best defense me Ass
by DIMKI September 29, 2015
by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 18, 2017
When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them
Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed
Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"
Dating
Scotswoman
Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"
Dating
Scotswoman
by soupguy21 May 2, 2017
by Ronnie_131 May 16, 2018