ass in the wind

Rockin' the missionary position in public. On a windy day, you'll wish she went on top.

Steve: Hey man, you didn't come back to the club
Jerry: Yeah I know, me and Wendy hooked up
Steve: Ass in the wind?
Jerry : Ass in the wind!

by ferrara101 August 15, 2010

ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

by joshula December 05, 2006

Ass Wind

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

by Big Lerm March 11, 2009

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula February 01, 2008

Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

by TheBunyip January 31, 2016