by Pookasydi September 06, 2008
figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
by Kelcie January 27, 2006
Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
by d2theb December 03, 2011
Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.
by Leebuck2 April 15, 2003
Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning
by CrapperV September 11, 2008
Childish insult, used when you want to insult a friend without actually hurting their feelings. After getting beaten on a video game, you may call yor friend an "Ass Bag!"
by Adam Busby April 09, 2006
A complete and utter asshole who deserves to big kicked in the ball sack. This word can be combined with jack ass for increased emphasis on the person’s total worthlessness, e.g. jackassbag.
by Patchdawg March 07, 2008