ass hymen
The hymen of the ass. Of course, it doesn't actually exist, but it's something in the same vein as how the vaginal hymen refers to female virginity.
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ass hymen
What is broken by gay men/those that engage in anal. Signs the next morning include limping and poop dick. Also could be broken by something doctors do, aka prostate exam. If it gets broken and you are straight, it is a great source of humiliation and probably a good reason to kill yourself
Jack-"I wanna put in your butt"
Some girl-"I don't think we should"
She does
Jack-"Oh my God! You just shit everywhere!"
The breaking of her ass hymen...memorable to everyone
Some girl-"I don't think we should"
She does
Jack-"Oh my God! You just shit everywhere!"
The breaking of her ass hymen...memorable to everyone
ass hymen by Almost Fantastic Dan April 7, 2008
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026