ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.

"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."

by mattpietro May 16, 2006

hampster-ass

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.

did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.

by Dustin P. August 4, 2007

ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008

hamster ass bitch

insult

u are a hamster ass bitch

by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017

Hamster ass

Another lame insult which means "You queer".

*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!

by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008