ass donut 

After taking a long shit, when you stand up and have the shape of the toilet seat in your ass flesh

Dude! After eating that Taco Bell, I took a huge dump, and I had a massive ass donut when I stood up!

ass donut by SpoonThief July 23, 2008

Donut Ass

When a ass is so tight it feels like sticking your dick in a donut

Amy has a Donut Ass hers felt like the Powdered Donut i used yesterday

Donut Ass by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.

__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008

i dont give a rats ass 

'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!

Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!

i dont give a rats ass by Vinks July 22, 2014

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out by bluebear September 12, 2022

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground 

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground by bluebear April 3, 2025