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When you fall into the toilet because someone, usually a man leaves the seat up. Woman in particular assume the toilet seat will be down and never look before they leap into the bowl.
What the hell, I was in the bathroom and I got an ass dip!
Ass Dip by HighMaintenance68 October 9, 2016

Ass Dip Wall Grind 

Pile driving someone in the ass upside down against the wall
Oh man, Jerry gave me such a rough ass dip wall grind last night in kids bedroom.

Ass Hat Dip Shit 

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.
Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.
A insult describing someone who has a phobia of defacating with there butt above the water because of the possibility of water being splashed on their butt, so the person submerges their butt into the toilet water and defecates in that fashion.
"I saw Timmy pooing and I have descovered that he is a dip ass, his wet boxers reveals the truth
somebody that is a complete d-bag.

see: stupid motherfucker
The same dip ass is working there as last time.
dip ass by Daniel Adamson May 24, 2004
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman and proceeds to shove his hand into her rectum and jerk himself off.
"Totally dip assed that Asian hooker last night!"
"Did she scream?"
"No, she's the one who asked for it..."
Dip Ass by Frumunda the Grody Tree January 1, 2012
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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