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ass crunch by Rich Smith January 28, 2004
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Ass-Crunch
The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"
Ass-Crunch by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010
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ass crunchies
dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.
ass crunchies by lb49cj July 21, 2006
ass crunched
term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
ass crunched by PilotMike April 2, 2005
ass cruncher
Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.
ass cruncher by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003
Crunchy Ass Birdhouses
When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
Crunchy Ass Birdhouses by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020
crunchy ass
Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around
crunchy ass by Monique R February 22, 2009
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