Definitions by PilotMike

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac

trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac

By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac by PilotMike April 2, 2005

ass crunched 

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

ass crunched by PilotMike April 2, 2005

static sack 

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

static sack by PilotMike April 2, 2005

trail blazer 

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene

That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!

trail blazer by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Midget in a raincoat 

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

Midget in a raincoat by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Brown tounge

step above a brown noser

Yeah, the resident brown tounge told the manager about the Playboys hidden in the break room.

Brown tounge by PilotMike April 2, 2005

scrotom lint 

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that

What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?

scrotom lint by PilotMike April 2, 2005