sprinkler head

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place
I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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trail blazer

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene
That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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true love

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth
I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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Brown tounge

Yeah, the resident brown tounge told the manager about the Playboys hidden in the break room.
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taffy factory

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
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