ass closer 

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

ass closer by gregh March 8, 2014

ass cloper 

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

ass cloper by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

ass clover 

An insult. The poop stain that is left over on your underwear after going number 2.

An insult to someone that has been a moran, stuipid and just won't leave.

"Man that guy is such an ass clover, he doesn't know when you leave!"

ass clover by LadyDovahkiin August 20, 2013

close ass 

To slam pussy like mark christian

I'm about to go close ass bruh

close ass by Bid daawwwggg July 27, 2014

close your ass 

The order of requesting that somebody cease from talking pure unrefined bullshit from their mouth.

John Sopcak, please close your ass if you have no idea of what you're talking about.

close your ass by Close Your Ass January 10, 2017

closet rod in the ass 

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

closet rod in the ass by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

assloser 

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

assloser by d.bannos April 18, 2010