John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.
Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll
leave me alone.
(two weeks later)
John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?
Rich: I wasn't
supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.
John: Really!?
What a fag!