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An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

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ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

ass clam by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Related Words

ass clam • Ass Clamp • clam ass • clam chowder ass bitch • tighter than a clam's ass • ASSCLAMPING • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

clam ass by jesse co April 4, 2008

clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever

Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

clam chowder ass bitch by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016

tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

tighter than a clam's ass by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017

Ass Clamp

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

Ass Clamp by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011

ASSCLAMPING

ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING

WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT

ASSCLAMPING by ROACHES October 1, 2012

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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