ass carpet 

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

ass carpet by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

ass carpet 

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

ass carpet by PD&JG July 31, 2007

Carpet Ass 

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

Carpet Ass by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008

carpet ass 

Someone who plays furcadia

Kawinma is such a carpet ass!

carpet ass by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004

Carpet Ass 

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

Carpet Ass by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006