Ass Bread

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A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

Ass Bread by Andrew June 18, 2006

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Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

Ass Bread by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

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Ass Bread • Dat sexy ass bread • bread ass nigga • Fry bread ass • bready ass bitch • ass like a breadbasket • Ass bead • ass • ass pirate • ass crack

Dat sexy ass bread

A term used to compliment a chicks ass.

Damnnnnn, Sophia got Dat sexy ass bread.

Dat sexy ass bread by UrMumGayYouStupidFaggot March 11, 2019

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bread ass nigga

A person who is acting soft
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch

You a bread ass nigga for not clapping him

bread ass nigga by Real papí chulo January 3, 2014

Fry bread ass

Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass

That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!

Fry bread ass by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

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Ass bead

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

Ass bead by inkyw February 4, 2004

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bready ass bitch

someone unnecessarily wealthy, who spends money on frivolous things

person 1: did you see joey's house? it's so gaudy.
person 2: i know, he's such a bready ass bitch.

bready ass bitch by johnjawn1212311 November 12, 2023

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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