The use of this term comes from the word (biscuit), meaning white boy, which no one other than white people can use without becoming very offended. The term (ass biscuit) refers to the cheapest, skankist white prostitute you can find.

I can't believe you fucked that ass biscuit. OR Dude, I saw your ex last night at the bar, what an ass biscuit!!

ass biscuit by Keenan Mofo April 18, 2008

Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

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Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

Ass Biscuit(s) by Thom els October 11, 2008

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Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

Majestic Ass Biscuit by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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