Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 06, 2019

ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017

ass appled

To get screwed out of something

Bob Higman got ass appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.

by b.nana September 30, 2007

apple ass

An ass that is shaped like an apple.

A complement given to someone with a nice ass

Blank has an apple ass that drives his girlfriend crazy

by 123321 August 03, 2004

Apple Ass

The condition of having a dry, shit-encrusted asshole, resulting from being distracted with an iPhone or iPad on the toilet for so long, that the shit around your asshole dries before you wipe it.

"I sent so many texts on the shitter that I got Apple Ass again."

"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."

by gregorator November 13, 2011

Stinky apple ass

When someone has a nice day ass but it's smells really bad

Danm she has a stinky apple ass it looks so good but smells so bad

by #best definitions September 28, 2020