asquirt

Sexually aroused to the point of uncontrollable squirting, often caused by really erotic thoughts and/or private messages.

The thought of making cyberlove to him through instant message made her all asquirt.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

worth a squirt

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

by ben September 23, 2003

take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

by ssssifu January 19, 2011

Asquith Girls

Shitty fucked up cunt of a school. Bunch of sluts not sure if they lesbos or not. Fucking crazy bitches.

yeah nah Asquith Girls is fucked

by can i get a hoooooi yahhhh January 20, 2019

worth a squirt

"its worth a squirt " can be used for describing anything worth doing,tasting and so on. its universal for anything worth doing, hens..its worth a squirt!;)

you should try this drink!. its totally worth a squirt!

by francesco fantastico March 14, 2016

Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.

Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.

by Tom December 16, 2004