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A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
A:
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough for my super saiyan dick."
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough for my super saiyan dick."
by Shitshatpattywhack December 8, 2016
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John: Jimmy just finished a bottle of Jaeger all by himself! How is he still functional?
Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.
Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.
by Shitshatpattywhack June 12, 2018
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