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aspirtain

This is the combination of the words "aspire' and "obtain". Directing one's hopes or ambitions toward getting, acquiring, or securing an objective. This would be a present infinitive form of the verb aspire. This word can be interchanged with the phrase " I aspire to obtain ... "
I aspirtain a corn dog at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.
by This is Steven December 12, 2013
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Aspiring Rapper

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.
by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012
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AspiringABS

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.
1v1 me AspiringABS
by AspiringABS January 6, 2021
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aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
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AspiringABS

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.
I am AspiringABS
by Ggok12 January 25, 2021
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Rich Mans Aspirin

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.
by GlamKitten November 8, 2011
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IITJEE aspirant

*To be read in a news reader's monotone*
(A very Generic definition.)

A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.

This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".

Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.

These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.

Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.

Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.

I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too.
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.

No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!
by Do not forget me July 26, 2019
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