asphinktor

the mumble-like language spoken when drunk

“dad I can’t understand you what language are you speaking” “asphinktor”

by imbecile789 August 18, 2018

asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.

Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005