A bald streamer who plays hitman and can not for the life of him wake up from his coma. His real name is Boris. He has a wife and 3 kids. Please wake up Boris
Joe: Yo did you see the Aspecticor stream?
Mama: Yeah, I sure hope he wakes up from this coma... we're just figments of his imagination!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!