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a word derived from the rarely used paulinian language. it means to be tired or fatigued.
1.boy am i asoi
2. you look very very asoi today.
Asoi by freeon October 6, 2009
The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.
I was lost until victor showed me Asoism
Asoism by VictorSucks August 18, 2018

Asoingboing 

The response to something utterly disgusting, weird, or fucking dumb
Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.
Asoingboing by Asoing22 December 19, 2021

asoingbob 

Spongebob and patrick when they stole sandies hair.
Asoingbob when they stole sandies hair
asoingbob by Oatrick November 29, 2020

Asoingboba takedown 

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.
Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!
A Song of Ice and Fire. A Series by George RR Martin. Arguably has the funniest character ever in Tyrion Lannister.
"If I could pray with my cock, I'd be religious too." Tyrion Lannister
ASOIAF by feebnam June 8, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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