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Asleep at the wheel 

When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
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Falling asleep at the wheel 

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.
Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

Falling Asleep at the Wheel 

When you fall asleep while jerking off
Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

Falling Asleep at the Wheel 

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.
Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026