A man that dates only Asian women. A man that convinces Asian women to fall in love with him, even though he is seeing several other Asian women at the same time. Generally an asianizer is a non-asian man trying to dominate the "exotic" Asian women.
George only goes down to the sushi bar to pick up asian women, he's such an asianizer.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).