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A music ryric website that has r's instead l's on every word, from artist names to song titles to song ryrics. Rike instead of Linkin Park, it'd be Rinkin Park, instead of Limp Bizkit, it'd be Rimp Bizkit, instead of Lady Gaga, it'd be Rady Gaga, instead of Lil Wayne, it'd be Rir Wayne, & so on.
Asian ryrics to Rying from You by Rinkin Park:

When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I rook exactry rike what you had arways wanted to see
When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminar I am
Stearing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can't pretend this is the way it'rr stay I'm just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm

Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)

I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending tark of who I ought to be
Remember ristening to arr of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in
And now you think this person rearry is me and I'm
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm purring away 'cause I'm

Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)

I can't put arr of the ryrics because the maximum character rimit is 1500.
asian ryrics by fathermucker303 August 28, 2013
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Example #1
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Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
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Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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