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the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004
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when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
by my name's demi moore June 21, 2006
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An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
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A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 07, 2004
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One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
by Darren May 29, 2004
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