ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 09, 2004

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 22, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 23, 2003

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 18, 2007

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

ashton kutcher

The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!

person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!

person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!

by Ben Goodwin July 12, 2004