asherism 

Asherism is the religion centred around Asher. Asher is an extremely lovable man and is very beautiful. His personality is simply amazing, and exquisite. "Asherism" was first used around 2008, and while not being called asherism yet, this religion is based around these simple mantras. To give, is to take away from yourself. To care is to waste time. These tell the tale of a man who could not care less. His simple character embodies the word "amazing". To not be bothered, is to help others be more productive. Asher is the best.

Asherism is a way of life.
God I wish I could be more like Asher!
He's so hot and amazing!

asherism by 7xr7xr December 21, 2021

Asterism 

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.

Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...

Asterism by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008

asherisdizzy 

a very swag twitch streamer

do you watch asherisdizzy

asherisdizzy by asherisdizzy April 8, 2022

asherish 

the gayest of the gays

you are being very asherish right now bro

asherish by that one bitch kay December 5, 2022

asterısm 

a group of stars

look its a asterısm

asterısm by 00000000q August 10, 2020

asheismymom 

hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest person EVER on tiktok and also did i mention hot

guy1: hey look at that really really hot person over there
guy2: oh yeah that’s asheismymom

asheismymom by asheismymom June 3, 2021

asherisplayer199 

asherisplayer199 is a nice person thats gay, likes to edit and loves squidgame and want to cosplay guards and players!

asherisplayer199 is cool

asherisplayer199 by lolsies1038 October 10, 2021