asherism

Asherism is the religion centred around Asher. Asher is an extremely lovable man and is very beautiful. His personality is simply amazing, and exquisite. "Asherism" was first used around 2008, and while not being called asherism yet, this religion is based around these simple mantras. To give, is to take away from yourself. To care is to waste time. These tell the tale of a man who could not care less. His simple character embodies the word "amazing". To not be bothered, is to help others be more productive. Asher is the best.

Asherism is a way of life.
God I wish I could be more like Asher!
He's so hot and amazing!

asherism by 7xr7xr December 21, 2021

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Asterism

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.

Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...

Asterism by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008