As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

As a parent by Anne1203 October 6, 2013

asa paret 

Same meaning as touché, for example, in an argument or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or apt response, the first person may respond with "asa paret" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

PRONOUNCED "A-ZA PA-RAY"

Boy: This porno is disgusting
Girl: You starred in one exactly like it.
Boy: Asa Paret

asa paret by Asaparet March 24, 2009

asa paret 

pronounced 'a-za pa-ray'

Meaning the same as the English coined French word 'touché'.

Basically a way of saying 'good point' regarding a comment or come back someone else might have said

guy 1: you're pretty ugly
guy 2: so is your mum
guy 1: asa paret

asa paret by spanglebob March 26, 2009

asaparentsis 

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

asaparentsis by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019