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The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James 

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.
"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"
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lost as jack

if youre really really really lost somewhere or you are incredibly confused , you are essentially as lost as jack from the hit TV show "lost" when he lands on a mysterious island of polar bears and black smoke. to be as "lost as jack"
hi , can you tell me where i am? i'm as lost as jack!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
lost as jack by sparkaius September 14, 2010

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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel) 

That guy you can always get along with. Angel is caring, funny, intelligent, and damn courageous. Typically averaging from around over six to seven feet tall. He's typically the guy you instantly want to hang out with as soon as you meet him and he'll never let you down or leave you behind. He has great taste in films, music, and even games. Even if you don't typically like that genre you'll like the ones he picks out. He'll get you to do stuff you wouldn't usually do because he's an entertainment achiever. He loves making people have fun and he knows everyone needs a good scare once in a while to get a good laugh. Your most memorable moments of life will be with this guy. He will take some time to himself once in a while to clear his head and chill out from stress, work or even just so much fun he's had with you guys. Joel is full of energy but is really chill and laid back. Just don't cross the line with this guy, if you intimidate him he'll ignore you or put you in your place you but become violent with him or someone else and he'll fuck you up. He also has a skill of every kind whether it be cooking, hunting, musical instruments, C.Q.C., comedy, sex, pretty much anything.
"Dude, that guy's hilarious! Who is he?"
"Don't know but I bet he's a Joel..."

"Awe, thanks man... That boar almost got me. You're a real Angel, you know that."

"Jesus Christ! Amy's pretty happy but I've never seen her so cheerful."
"Yeah, I heard she slept with Joel last night."

"Hey, I'm Bigby."
"Sup, how are you? I'm Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)."
"Oh, cool. I'm great, thanks for asking!"

As Joe Biden Would Say... 

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...

Broke as joke 

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
Broke as joke by JustABastard January 12, 2017

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH 

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH