when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forthon your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho
An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.