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Artest Mode 

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
Artest Mode by Faeomm December 8, 2010
to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.
artest by anon232 August 31, 2008

ringtone artists 

Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.

Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.

Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.
Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.

Can substitute:
Rihanna

Fergie

T-pain

Kenny Loggins
ringtone artists by Joe Procita October 31, 2007

Artists' Lung 

1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.

2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.

Ron Artest 

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.
*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"
Ron Artest by David Stern December 17, 2004

Artesticle 

When a person has a great sudden urge to draw creatively, which only lasts a few seconds. This urge comes and goes and never remains.
“I’m feeling artesticle right now. Give me an A3 I have the pencils”