arsetracted

To be distracted from what you are doing by the sight of a cracking arse

I was so arsetracted by her, I nearly caused an accident.

arsetracted by muffmeister May 26, 2016

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abstracted fiji

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

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asstracted

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

asstracted by Playtz July 24, 2011

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Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.

It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"

Kinger's Abstracted Wife by ThomasBloxia October 7, 2024

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Queenie's Abstracted Form

A black PP, REDACTED or REDACTED TOY with eyes.
Appeared in TADC episode 3 The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor.

Women are quite wankstains when they use Queenie's Abstracted Form as a REDACTED TOY

Queenie's Abstracted Form by ThomasBloxia October 8, 2024

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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