arsehair 

Some one who is less than an areshole

Did you take my lunch? You're such an arsehair

arsehair by anonymous September 19, 2020

Arse Hair Demon 

Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.

Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."

Arse Hair Demon by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

arse hair beard by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

Arse Hair Demon 

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.

Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."

Arse Hair Demon by Scotsdave April 2, 2006