arse banjo 

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

arse banjo by Grayreaper December 21, 2013

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006

hit a cows arse with a banjo 

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

hit a cows arse with a banjo by Kissifur September 8, 2008