trench stench

The overwhelming odour eminating from a rather unwashed vagina.

Firkin' hell, Im glad I didnt go down on her, the trench stench was foul

by Kissifur August 20, 2006

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

by Kissifur July 21, 2006

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

Freakbitch

Quite simply, an ex wife

Jesus Dawn, you're a right fucking freakbitch

by Kissifur July 18, 2006

freakwah

A freak who is freakier than your average freak, a right cunt

You fucking freakwah, I'll stab you to death

by Kissifur July 17, 2006