Kissifur's definitions

trench stench

The overwhelming odour eminating from a rather unwashed vagina.

Firkin' hell, Im glad I didnt go down on her, the trench stench was foul

by Kissifur September 14, 2008

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

by Kissifur September 8, 2008

Freakbitch

Quite simply, an ex wife

Jesus Dawn, you're a right fucking freakbitch

by Kissifur July 18, 2006

freakwah

A freak who is freakier than your average freak, a right cunt

You fucking freakwah, I'll stab you to death

by Kissifur July 18, 2006

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006