army helmet
army helmet by HazenCory January 11, 2008
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army helmet
when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick
army helmet by jakers1992 May 16, 2010
Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
roman army helmet
When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
roman army helmet by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011
dirty army helmet
When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet
dirty army helmet by Too2short April 30, 2016
german army helmet
german army helmet by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006
German Army Helmet
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
German Army Helmet by kdawk August 3, 2018
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