army helmet 

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.

Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.

army helmet by HazenCory January 11, 2008

army helmet 

when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick

"dude i fucked this girl in the ass and i got an army helmet"

army helmet by jakers1992 May 16, 2010

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

roman army helmet by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011

dirty army helmet 

When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet

Jon ended up with a dirty army helmet when Jen reminded him she wasnt into anal

dirty army helmet by Too2short April 30, 2016

german army helmet 

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

german army helmet by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006

German Army Helmet 

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

German Army Helmet by kdawk August 3, 2018