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army cadet force 

Army Cadet Force is an Association which involves; cadet leadership courses, drill, skill at arms, fieldcraft, first aid, military knowledge, orienteering (known as map and compass), and other subjects. They are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.
The Army Cadet Force is better than those Air Fairies
army cadet force by YaGrandma November 21, 2014
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ACF Army Cadet Force 

A very determined organisation which ambitions to get bored kids off street corners and give them a uniform, gun and crappy accommodation for a very reasonable price.

A cadet can expect to become subject to beastings and 58 pattern webbing as well as a 'fun packed' summer camp which will involve lying in a ditch for hours on end with around 5 blank rounds to be shot when you are told, not when you are taught

Such ambition often results in bored kids becoming bored cadets as activities and jobs run out and cadets are left to 'Mong' or 'Doss'. Furthermore, ACF organisation is, amongst cadets, notoriously poor. Such occurrences have led to the abbreviation ACF to have the second meaning of Another Cluster Fuck.
Aged between 12 and 18. Bored. Unfit. Unintelligent. Positively annoying and indignant, then join the ACF Army Cadet Force. We will show what being bored really is.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026