Apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iPhones, after they reach a certain age, that Apple programs into them).
Etymology:
Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.
Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
Etymology:
Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.
Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
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The Jewish community during 1930's Europe were victims of Societal Apoptosis at the hands of the Nazis and in today's society, black and brown citizens in impoverished parts of America experience Societal Apoptosis at the hands of local, state, and federal government.
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The Jewish community of 1930's Europe were consciously subjected to Societal Apoptosis by the Nazis whereas, in today's society, various groups in impoverished areas of America experience unconscious Societal Apoptosis at the hands of government.
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