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Apploptosis 

Apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iPhones, after they reach a certain age, that Apple programs into them).

Etymology:

Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.

Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
Dang! This iPhone sucks, now ! It must have reached Apploptosis. guess I have to buy a new one.
Words you can keep

go commit apoptosis 

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.
General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."
go commit apoptosis by n0. February 6, 2019

apoptosis 

Programmed cell death as signalled by the nuclei in normally functioning human and animal cells when age or state of cell health and condition dictates.
Cellular Suicide.
-I can't quite make out what Billy wrote down in his biology notes....ahhh, apoptosis. Of course.
apoptosis by JohnnyC February 8, 2005

appletosis 

A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.

This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.
Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"
appletosis by ania-ceggiiee September 25, 2010

Societal Apoptosis

To pervert consciously or unconsciously a marginalized group to the point that they become instruments of their own destruction with the end goal being the programmed destruction of that marginalized group.
The Jewish community during 1930's Europe were victims of Societal Apoptosis at the hands of the Nazis and in today's society, black and brown citizens in impoverished parts of America experience Societal Apoptosis at the hands of local, state, and federal government.

Societal Apoptosis

Perverting consciously or unconsciously a marginalized group to the point that they become instruments of their own destruction with the goal being the programmed destruction of that marginalized group
The Jewish community of 1930's Europe were consciously subjected to Societal Apoptosis by the Nazis whereas, in today's society, various groups in impoverished areas of America experience unconscious Societal Apoptosis at the hands of government.

Societal Apoptosis

Perverting consciously or unconsciously, a marginalized group to the point that they become instruments of their own destruction with the final solution being programmed societal death of the marginalized group.
The Jewish community during 1930's Europe experienced conscious societal apoptosis at the hands of the in Nazis whereas, various groups in impoverished parts of America are victims of unconscious societal apoptosis due to ignorance on the part of government.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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