apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

Mighty Apple

Two cousins who made this religion up. Can be found as SweetieRebec and Farmergal. Mostly seen in MultiCraft. Religion consists of worship and hymns. All hail thy mighty apple!

SweetieRebec: All hail the mighty apple!
Farmergal: (angel singing)

by Sweetheart Rebecky April 11, 2021

apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters”

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020

apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red

-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker

by Angry betch June 23, 2017

Caramel apple

When you stick an apple halfway in a

Latina girls ass, then you take a bite out of the apple then lick the juices from her pussy

Im buying these apples because Maria and I are gonna try a caramel apple tonight.

by Macho7077 October 18, 2017

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 3, 2019

apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

by the man12345232 December 7, 2011