apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

apatheist 

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

apatheist by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009

Apotheosis 

1. The elevation or exaltation of a person to the rank of a god.

2. The ideal example; epitome; quintessence.

Stephen King's novel The Dark Tower first book, The Gunslinger 's second sentence was "The desert was the apotheosis of all deserts."

1: Hey man, were you at the concert last night? They gave Jesse McCartney an apotheosis.

2: This culpa is the apotheosis of all sins.

Apotheosis by Cupreous July 22, 2009

apatheism 

Not giving a shit whether god exists.

Theist: Believe in Jesus and reform your sinful life! God will throw you in hell!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!

Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!

apatheism by fuzzydrinks July 5, 2009

apathetist 

An apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of God, simply chooses not to give a flying rat's arse on the subject. They are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.

In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.

Religious: "Praise the Lord!! I live and breathe for Jesus!!"
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."

apathetist by dalb0z March 18, 2010

psychosis apotheosis 

A term referring to the highest level of craziness recently shown by the 45th POTUS.

We may have started to witness the true psychosis apotheosis as his extraordinary untruths continue to unfold and multiply.

psychosis apotheosis by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

The Apotheosis 

Is upon us

The apotheosis is upon us (Yaayyyyy)
Or
The apotheosis is upon usssssssss

The Apotheosis by MrFrosty6487000 April 26, 2021