apostrocity

Incorrect, heinous use or non-use of the apostrophe.

"Its raining cat's and dog's" (all save "raining" an apostrocity)

"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)

by Wilkinsonswords December 7, 2006

asstrocity

an obese person's ass- usually includes folds, wrinkles, and acne along with the fat

On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing

by connorsji January 16, 2009