asstrocity
On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing
asstrocity by connorsji January 16, 2009
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Awktrocity
Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...
Awktrocity by Ekker September 8, 2014
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asstrocity • Asstrosity • Asstrocious • Atrocity • Abtrocity • apostrocity • arsetrocity • associty • assticity • Atrocity-of-life
arsetrocity
A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack
"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash [Guinness} poop stink
skidmarks pebbledash [Guinness} poop stink
arsetrocity by Gulpnu October 26, 2015
Apostrophe Atrocity
This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.
Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
"Did yo'u do the home'work?"
"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"
"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"
"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
Apostrophe Atrocity by Enigmatical November 20, 2010
apostrocity
"Its raining cat's and dog's" (all save "raining" an apostrocity)
"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)
"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)
apostrocity by Wilkinsonswords December 7, 2006
assticity
Do you remember that girl from the party last nite?
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.
assticity by Mississippi601 April 4, 2009
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