asstrocity

an obese person's ass- usually includes folds, wrinkles, and acne along with the fat

On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing

by connorsji January 16, 2009

Awktrocity

Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...

I just got yelled out by someone who speaks a different language , what an awktrocity!

by Ekker September 8, 2014

arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack

"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash Guinness} poop stink

by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

Apostrophe Atrocity

This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.

Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:

"Did yo'u do the home'work?"

"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"

"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"

"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?

by Enigmatical November 20, 2010

apostrocity

Incorrect, heinous use or non-use of the apostrophe.

"Its raining cat's and dog's" (all save "raining" an apostrocity)

"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)

by Wilkinsonswords December 7, 2006

assticity

The amount of ass particularly from the female sex that bounces during doggy-style sex.

Do you remember that girl from the party last nite?
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.

by Mississippi601 April 4, 2009

Asstrocious

A portmanteau of the words "ass" and "atrocious." Refers to something especially awful.

"That song is asstrocious!"

by chrisj62 March 1, 2009