Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

Aperil Fools Day by QuacksO April 3, 2023

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April 24

This Day Is To Honor And Respect All Survivors Of Rape And Assault.
On This Day- We Shall Remind Those Of How Important And Valued They Are As A Person And How Much We Love And Care About This Community.
On This Day- We Shall Take A Moment Of Silence At 3 PM UTC Time In Respect To Those Who Have Lost Their Lives To Rape And Assault.

I Love You.
YOU Matter.

"Hey Today Is April 24!"

"What Does That Mean?"

"Today We Take A Moment Of Silence To Honor The Victims Who Have Lost Their Lives And Those Who Have Had To Stay Silent Because Of Rape And Assault."

April 24 by Angel Cyborg April 20, 2021

April 24

A national purge day to kill/hurt the rapists and boys who thought it was funny to make it a rape day

Hey it’s April 24 time to go rip some rapists ears off

April 24 by Depressed bad bitch April 20, 2021

April 24

national self defense day

April 24
if you try and get taped punch the shit outta them and it will always be self defense

April 24 by lolz.lolzzz April 18, 2021

aprilyn

A beautiful girl in the whole wide history with an unique name, unknown. Aprilyn most likely the relatable friend you'll ever have. She'll care and make you happy each way. Having a depression with someone, Aprilyn would come by your side and cheer you up no matter what. Aprilyn maybe a bit socially awkward but still loving. Aprilyn the most intelligent, loving, unique, and powerful, person you will meet one day.

My friend Aprilyn would cheer me up and be the relatable one I'll ever have!

aprilyn by Saltbae February 23, 2017

April 24

April 24 is Punch a Rapist Day. If you know a rapist, someone who makes rape jokes, justifies rape, defends rapists, or in any way fails to condemn rape, this is the day to punch them right on their smug misogynistic face.

Broseph: Dude why'd you punch me?
Broheim: It's April 24th!

April 24 by The Q Conspiracy April 20, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026