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AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

AP Statistics 

The class that uninformed students take in attempt to avoid AP Calculus.
Students begin the year with high hopes, learning about simple probability distributions and elementary data calculations. Around the time the "oh, I don't need to try in this class" attitude sets in, the course picks up and students are slammed with the first difficult concept of the course: Proprties of Linear Regression. While many students can handle this unit, many fall behind and begin contemplating suicide. As the class progresses into Experimental Design and probability models, students are overwhelmed with continuous stress and tears. The concepts are too abstract and students may begin feeling as though the work is pointless. Around this time, they give up.
Shortly after the giving up phase, the class takes a turn to the topic of Inference, which no one actually knows anything about because everyone's sleeping. Confidence Intervals and T-Tests are emphasized. The dreaded Chi-Square tests end the course before the halting AP Exam, and the students are pounded with THE most difficult and grueling AP Examination offered and again get a final taste of how hopeless they really are. After the AP Exam, AP Stats students generally fall to become depressed because this class has quite frankly screwed up their minds. They begin noticing flaws in data all around the world and can't fathom exactly WHY they care.. they have been brainwashed by the one, and the only.. AP Stats.
Jake: Hey dude why are you so down?

Ryan: I just got out of AP Statistics class. Today we did Confidence Intervals for the difference of two proportions and my mind's in a whirl and I can't stop thinking about how my suicide will effect the standard deviation of the US life expectancy.. And the spread of the districution will become skewed right and...

Jake: (interrupts) .....
AP Statistics by MoonWonder May 19, 2010

ap statistics 

the unwanted lovechild of math and english.
ap statistics by jellybean121 October 7, 2009
1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.
1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.
AP Stats by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011
Laughably easy AP test, second in easiness only to AP Psych. The class involves a bunch of z-, t-, binomial, and chi-squared distributions (i.e. assume a bunch of impractical BS, like on the AP physics exam, look up a value in a table, add a sentence our two). Generally taken by people who want to get out of their college math requirement without taking calculus.
I wanted some easy college credit, so I got a 4 on the AP Stats exam.
AP Stats by rapdechocobo November 14, 2011

AP Statistics 

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok
AP Statistics by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016
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