aoc'd

1. Being utterly defeated, esp. on Twitter.
2. Dominated by an opponent

"He shouldn't have attacked her without checking facts/spelling, he got AOC'd again."

aoc'd by Wout! September 21, 2020

AOCD 

Stands for Automotive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Symptoms of AOCD include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Parking a minimum of 10 parking spaces from all other cars in a parking lot to avoid door dings or parking lot accidents (also characterized by parking in far corner spots).

2. Washing your car more than once a week

3. Tapping your feet together before placing them inside your vehicle.

4. Keeping automotive cleaners, waxes, and polishes inside your car at all time.

5. Never using your windshield washer fluid because you always keep your windshield clean.

6. Owning more microfiber auto cloths than any other towels in your house.

7. Keeping car parts in your own bedroom to keep them safe and clean.

8. Your car gets dirtier when it's rained on.

The other day my friend wanted to hang out, but I said I couldn't because I was busy detailing my car...I spent 7 hours on it. 10am to 5pm. I washed it, dried it, clay barred it, polished it, and waxed it, and cleaned the entire interior and glass...and then when I got done, a bird crapped on it, and I washed it again... I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from AOCD.

AOCD by RideLightning225 December 17, 2009

AOCDS 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Derangement Syndrome: an irrational obsession with Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14).
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.

Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.

"I don't know what's in the new bill Congress took up this morning, but AOC spoke in favor of it for fifteen minutes, and Janice has spent all afternoon screaming about what a shit-for-brains traitor, moran of a Com-symp AOC is and how she should go back to mixing girl drinks. Considering how bad Janice's AOCDS is, it must be a pretty good bill."

AOCDS by Arcadia Jane Berger August 3, 2025