anus hat 

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.

Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.

anus hat by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021

They hate us cause they anus 

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

They hate us cause they anus by Chris C December 25, 2014

hate us cause they anus 

A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.

Webster: "Boy I'll tell ya Garth, them jocks are always ragging on us for our programming skills."
Garth: "Hate us cause they anus!"

hate us cause they anus by Tim Funkin' January 15, 2015

anushat 

Orginally from confession on grouphug. A gay guy was like "i have anal sex all the time, i think soon i'll be able to take my anus out and wear it as a hat"

You are an anushat.
I have an anushat.
Jen sucks anushat.
This room smells like anushat.

anushat by liam821 February 10, 2005