Person 1: Hey bro, ready for that quiz in Math.
Person 2: We have a quiz today?
Person 1: yeah... when you were out the teacher told that she changed it to today instead of Friday.
A B.A.N™️ is a nigga under the three main categories; A Bitch, Broke, and Bum Ass Nigga.
• Bitch Ass Nigga: A nigga who’s acts like a bitch and show’s bitch tendencies.
• Broke Ass Nigga: A nigga that has no car, has no job, ain’t swiping them visas, and has no money.
• Bum Ass Nigga: A nigga who look’s ragedy, and act’s broke.
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Cheyanne aka “Perry”: “I’m sorry I cannot fuck with this B.A.N™️ no more.”
Heaven: “Yeah we not fucking with no Bitch ass, broke ass, or bum ass nigga.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.