The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.
"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020
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Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
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