city in Califonia, epitome of bay area suburbia with the hang-out highlights being Wal-Mart and a movie theater; often known as the "Yoch"
by GracieLay March 16, 2005
The best suburban city in Contra Costa County, part of the "925" and also known as Yoch and Anti-Yoch. Antioch's dramatic increase of African-American residents from Oakland and San Francisco has led Antioch to be affectionately nicknamed "New Oakland" but all Antioch residents know Antioch is 5,672,489,762,489 times better than Oakland could ever be. Home of Deer Valley High, and another lame high school called Antioch High. The students who attend the middle schools are all sluts and potheads, but Antioch can still get hyphy and be as ridiculous as any other major city. 94531/94509 are it's two zip codes.
by Yadiggamajig925? June 24, 2006
(Referred to by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Place of origin, of which the Holy Handgranade was made and obtained until used against the beast guarding the cave (of Kire Bannor) entrance (not just a rabbit).
Sir Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...
by MrObvious March 17, 2005
by blackprince April 03, 2005
A tiny town on the border of wisconsin and illinois that noone has ever heard of. its full of ugly people and drug addicts.. the schools are all old and the kids in the schools are bad influences. a lot of the kids' parents are on welfare, and try to look rich when they arent. a lot of corn and trees, not much to do. the movie theater had one movie running at a time.. closest city is gurnee (20 minutes away), pretty much the ghetto but white people who are ghetto. the guys tan a lot and whenever someone asks to go to the bathroom, their asking to go smoke basically. a lot of people skip classes. there are a lot of old people. and fat people. the hangout is walmart.. its pretty pathetic.. i wouldnt suggest living here its not a great place..
"Yo bro, leggo to Walmart!"
"OH YAY TIME TO SEE OLD FAT PEOPLE AND DRUG ADDICTS IN THE HORRIBLE ANTIOCH!"
"OH YAY TIME TO SEE OLD FAT PEOPLE AND DRUG ADDICTS IN THE HORRIBLE ANTIOCH!"
by antiochsuckks January 19, 2013
A Catholic church retreat centered around refocusing and gaining faith.
The retreat is directed mostly towards young adults and teens and aims to bring them back to the church and inspire them to be better people with better morals and treatment towards others.
Often a lifechanging experience.
The retreat is directed mostly towards young adults and teens and aims to bring them back to the church and inspire them to be better people with better morals and treatment towards others.
Often a lifechanging experience.
by BMI June 19, 2005
A place where people get sucked into telling other people things that are none of their business to supposedly "feel better" about themselves, and by divulging said secrets that are by no means supposed to be told to anyone for embarressment prevention reasons, are supposedly to feel as if a weight has been lifted off their shoulders. To do this bullshit, waste every fucking Sunday night and piss off your friends costs you 50 bucks a meeting.
I like to take it in the ass (both literally and figuratively) from Priests at Antioch, and then drink some animal blood after I feel better about myself by being a fuckbag.
by better than andy October 29, 2003